No one can deny the power of the scout tank. After we finished off our normal round of targets (the first 2 bosses in Labs, Tox, and Palace), we decided to venture a bit further into Perah’Celsis’ Abominable Laboratory. Boy, am I glad we did! I had the distinct pleasure of tanking the 3rd boss, Sara Greenheart. As a swashbuckler this is a rare experience and the encounter was a blast! As usual we did this with our small complement of quality people – Flawless and Shorthanded, hard to beat.

Congrats to Gnomo and Devilicus on those great wrists. Also, congrats to Mastiqul on your beautiful new legs, Anarchous and Devilicus on your boots, Starla and After on your gloves, Ubba on the pokey tooth, Rama and Anarchous on your rings, After on the charm, and Talysha on your helm. Just typing all that out made me realize how awesome a night we had. Great job to all.

While he may look like a mild-mannered milk man, Evanwilliams has greater ambitions. Along with his sidekick Jim Beam, who gets into way too much trouble for such a tiny dwarf, these two plan on bringing Kentucky Bourbon to a cereal bowl near you. If you love whiskey or just like midgets in cute outfits, please join Evanwilliam’s Personal Fan Club.

Although he plays my alt on TV, Evanwilliams has dreams of much greater glory. He doesn’t want to simply be another bot following Dresden around like tools following Ashton Kutcher on Twitter. Some say greatness is born in the fires of adversity. Being born a dorf is harsh enough, but then to be dressed like the marshmallow puff man is an indignity few should be forced to suffer. For now he must continue to dream, but one day the world will tremble at the sight of a boat captain’s hat with a cherry and wings (By the way, who designs the hats for SOE?!).